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Sugarbelle77 on Sunday, September 07, 2008 11:33:05 PM
10. Visit his grandmother to plug in her television so she can watch TV again.
9. Buy the lot next to Rev. Wright’s new multi-million dollar home.
8. Sell several feet of this lot to Rev. Wright so the Rev. can expand his garden.
7. Write a new book titled “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Joe Biden but Were to Bored to Ask”.
6. Restart dying his hair to cover the gray because NOW he really does not have to look like the guys on the dollar bills.
5. Get a handgun permit.
4. Remove Jesse Jackson’s phone number from his cell phone’s autodial.
3. Put William Ayer’s phone number back into his cell phone’s autodial.
2. Tell Michelle she can start wearing heels again.
1. Call Vice President Palin to see if she has any use for Styrofoam Greek columns.